If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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