I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
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