Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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