When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
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Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
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Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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