Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Are my feet made of real feet?
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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