can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
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He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
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We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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