Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
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you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
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He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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