Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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