I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
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