So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
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Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
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Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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