I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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