im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
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I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.