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  I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care

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• (904): View more from Florida

  i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents

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• (239): View more from Florida

  they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.

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• (559): View more from California

  And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"

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• (228): View more from Mississippi

  I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?

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  probably "functioning vagina, must touch"

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  The entire state will know me by my boobs.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed

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• (858): View more from California

  Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?

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