ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
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My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
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I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.