I want to stick my p in your. b.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I just found a bag of teeth...
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
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