i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
This house was built for laser tag.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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