How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Is Oprah even human
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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