I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
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Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
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Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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