Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
