Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
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She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
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The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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