i would punch a child for taco bell
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
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had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
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I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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