A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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