I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Will exercising make me less horny?
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