how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
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i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
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