Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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