Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
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She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
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Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I'm sobbing to NWA
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
i think i just naturally attract stoners
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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