I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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