that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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