O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
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i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
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I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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