I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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