My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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