I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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