Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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