I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
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he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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