So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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