who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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