Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
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We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
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We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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