awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I should be sponsored by Trojan
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
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Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
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I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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