the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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