But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
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well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
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Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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