The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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