I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
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My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
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I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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