so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
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I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
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To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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