since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
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it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
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Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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