Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
