I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Randomize