as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I just found a bag of teeth...
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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