The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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