yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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