I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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