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he looks like a really good dad on facebook
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
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You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
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i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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