I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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