I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
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When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
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Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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