Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Randomize
