Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
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woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
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She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Terrible idea I love it
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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