That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
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Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
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just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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