it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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