With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
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As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
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nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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