he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
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felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
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It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
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